break-itbrian:

if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

zeldalovexd:

lordelgay:

I’m trying to prove a point to my mum and teachers

Literally had one three days ago

draco-do-you-mind-if-i-slytherin:

seekgreatperhaps:

I’ll do the whole take photos of it and tag you as well.

(Source: greente-a)

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

tiesandtrenchcoats:

• Doctor Who
• Sherlock
• Supernatural
• Star Trek
• HIMYM
• Big Bang Theory
• Starkid
• Community
• Torchwood
• The Hunger Games
• Harry Potter
• Marvel
• Tom Hiddleston
• Misha Collins
• Benedict Cumberbatch
• Emma Watson
• Jennifer Lawrence
• Smillan

and I will follow you if I like your blog

+ automatic follow back if you follow me since I post a lot of the same stuff

(Source: goodconquersevil)